THOUGH history is mum on the matter, it seems unlikely that Florence Nightingale was a Hermes Birkin kind of woman. Not for her a luxury tote to carry around a spare bonnet and her lamp. Watch and learn, Mrs Beckham.
With her husband felled by a tendon injury, Posh is facing the reality of being that heroine among heroines, a nurse to her man. Judging by the anxious expression she wore to collect him from hospital, she could do with some advice.
First thing to do is relax. He's going to be laid up for months, so go easy on the solicitousness. You'll need every drop of saintliness later on when the novelty of the situation wears off.